More drunks and an Australian...

I know I just made a post yesterday, but I figured I would post this while it was still fresh in my mind. So, everything seemed normal when I went to bed last night, put on some music to lull me to sleep. The Gladiator soundtrack actually, it's very beautiful music I'll listen to anything Hans Zimmer has had a hand in. Anyway, it ended and I was still awake so when I went to turn off the computer there were two bars lit up. One was a drunken friend whom I have not had contact with since before Christmas for reasons I won't bore you with here, and the other the main event of this story was that someone had added me to their msn.

Now I was not surprised completely by this because I had given my email out to someone earlier in the day. After I accepted I saw the name Matthew and thought...well that doesn't seem right. Mostly because I was positive the person I gave my email to was named James. So of course curiosity got the better of me, it always does and I said hello. He said "Oh hey! I added you by accident earlier. You have a similar address to my niece. Sorry."
To which I responded, "oh, that's ok. No worries." and exited the window expecting a deletion. Instead he asked, "Are you from Australia?"
"No, Canada."
"oh wow! haha!"
....yes.
So we exchanged pleasentries, how are things? How's the weather? That same ol' stuff.
Then he asked, "How old are you? I'm probably twice your age." I paused for a minute....should I keep talking to this random Australian? Why not? Seems strange enough that my address would be the one he added. I answered, and he said "...yeah...i'm 46." *embarrassed smiley*
I should have just stopped it there but...no...I'm not smart enough to listen to my gut. He sent me a sound clip saying hello, I thought that was kinda neat. Then he asked me to see him on webcam. At this point I was like...I'm going to see something being slapped around aren't I?

Of course I accepted the invite, and there he was, fully clothed just sitting at the computer. I continued the conversation by asking what he did for a living. He said he was a highschool teacher. Fair enough. Then he asked if I minded if he used the microphone and stopped typing. I said sure. He got his guitar and asked what kind of music I liked. I told him, and he played some and sang. I started to relax, thinking, hey this is kinda cool. He then asked where my webcam was. I said not with me, then asked if I had any more pictures, again I said no.
He went on to say, "Well I'd like to see what there is after the hair, how long is your hair?"
Did I shut down the convo there and then? Pfft are you kidding? Of course not. I said about to the bottom of my ribs. "How tall are you?" again I answered. "Aw you're just a shorty, cute."
Ha...haha... "Bet you got a nice bottom on you."
Oh dear.
Well, things went on from there and he was soon without clothes and...umm...yeah.
I'm not going into detail, but most words uttered after that involved him saying along the lines of "You have to earn that grade." O_O

After I was trying to go to sleep, but then I turned on my light sat up and said. "What the fuck?!"
Now I know I didn't stop it, because curiosity got the better of me as it always does. I just thought it was so, weird and random and...the fuck? Haha, oh well it was entertaining to say the least. That's all I got for now...